awkwardness, absurdity, anagrams, and alliterations

Art Matters

Three days ago - 83 views
Art Matters
i just quickly made this is a fit of emotion to prove a point. i totally forgot about the set limit until the warning came up.
 
#PolyvoreDoesHashTagsNow #SayWhat
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HOT FUCKING PINK

6 months ago - 375 views
HOT FUCKING PINK
whoa i forgot i had this in my drafts since like summer. i never published it because i wrote a description & saved it to one computer & said "i'll post it when i get to that computer again because i'm too lazy to retype a description"... so yeah. i'm leaving it there because dammit if it weren't for that then yeah. but as we know. it's gone. but on the bright side one thing to offset that sadness the album is out. yay.
 
so let's talk about pink hair. apparently this happened & yeah. i just think his hair is infinitely sexy. so Warped Tour. i wasn't there. boo. woulda been awesome. y'know how they're talking about that new album? excited. apparently when Dirty Work came out s lot of fans were disappointed. comments like "they've changed" & "sellouts" have been said. tho i hear many regained hope when The Reckless And The Brave happened, & they say they're new album is going to be way different than what they did with interscope & people seem happy about that. i'm trying to look at this whole thing from an old fan's perspective. i came in late, but i'm here & i like it. i'm still finding my way around & learning what's what but it's cool. soon i'll know all the lyrics & the jokes & the quotes. but most of all the fandom is just for having a good time with people who enjoy quality music.

Sherlocked

8 months ago - 403 views
Sherlocked
hello dere. i'm doing things again because i have a home leave from school which means procrastination, reading, art things, & catching up on telly. also food. lots & lots of food.
current status: watching Asylum of the Daleks.
later a outings with purchases. hopefully super purchases. A V E N G E R S ~ whoop whoop. in other news i started reading Matched by Ally Condie... & then my friend started reading my copy because i put it down & she got interested & then she kept reading & finished it & gave it back to me. so i'm still going tho i have passed page 100 so i see that as progress. anyway i think i should be saying something slightly important about this set... nah. now back to other things. um All Time Low Don't Panic sounds awesome. yay. & since it's Thursday, today's song is "For Baltimore". it's awesome. love it. sidebar note of personal affair: dat hot something with lucious hair. UNF. hate him. i just want to cuddle. well i think that's all.
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Thomas William Hiddleston

10 months ago - 606 views
Thomas William Hiddleston
well i quite like how this turned out. i'd totally wear that in another life or sutin.
EDIT: i love how this set has the most likes out of all my Avenger babes. lol internet folks, y'all are so Hiddlestoned! :D
 
ladies & gentlemen. the one, the only, Hiddles! whoo whoo. life ruiner. like seriously. so he pretty much captivated tumblr's hear after being the emotionally traumatized Laufeyson, or at least that's when i noticed him blowing up my dash. not that i mind it tho. wonderful face, wonderful voice, stellar acting. the kind that just makes me want to go through his entire filmography. twice. he's excellent. & he's so eloquent with his words & junk & it just goes wonderfully with his soothing voice. like please talk me to sleep. read me a bedtime story. BE my bedtime story. i don't care. you'reperfect. i can pretend to have a mustache on my shirt. he likes that. based on that one photoset of him meeting fans & they talked about the MTV thing & he like lifted the girl's jacket to see if her shirt had a mustache but i was just Hollister. & all the internet wished. they were her. eheheheh. oh, also his laugh. his laugh is adorable. i want to make him laugh. just need a good tshirt. not a T-Rex vomiting rainbows. he's already seen that (& i totally wish i had that shirt). oh well i think i can get him with a Olan Rogers tshirt. & i know this is completely out of the blue but i think it would be really awesome & hilarious if he just showed up to host Nevermind the Buzzcocks one day. just out of nowhere. also i think that episode would have the highest ratings out of any of the (cuz you know, fangirls be crazy) & come on. Hiddles + Buzzcocks. it'll be great. he'll make jokes. maybe he'll rap Miami again. or show us how his hips be tellin the truth. i don't know maybe it's just cuz it's what i'm watching & adding Hiddles to anything just makes it better. ha whatever. officially Hiddlestoned. i'm gonna doodle it too. you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE.
 
also, i will get to that set thingy item whatsit that i was tagged in don't worry. i just wanted to get all my Avenger babes out the way first. that & i can't decide which item to use whether to make it about Andrew Scott or Ed Sheeran (must fight the ginger bias to come to a justified conclusion). other than that i've been. fangirling over Jude Law & his gorgeous face lately (the eyes man THE EYES [& freckles]). *le swoon* that & getting into the unseen to me season three of Xiaolin Showdown. RAIMUNDO IS MY BABY. he simply just blows me away. teehee. also i'm about to finish reading The Carrie Diaries today. & i started packing today. a week before i go back to school. it's terrible. clothes & things & boxes oh my! clothes everywhere! i meant to start Wednesday, but.... oh well. also fun fact: i took this super long nap yesterday & woke up at 10:50 & i haven't slept since. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! make it stop. i love you all.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. DINOSAURS ON A SPACESHIP!

Scarlett Ingrid Johansson

10 months ago - 627 views
Scarlett Ingrid Johansson
i'm glad i can spel her name. i used to forget whether it was two Ns or two Ss. it's still annoys me tho when i have to type it into the tags on tumblr. it should know by now but whatever. i had a bit of a hard time with this because i kinda wanted her to go with an elegant black centered color scheme. then i found a bunch of good pictures of her being pretty but they didn't really go together & i wanted ones with her blond hair like it in the the S picture. in the end obviously i was a bit of a compromise, but i think it looks nice & junk. good turnout. she's really pretty & i'd say she's a good actress although i've only seen her in like three things (Iron Man 2, The Avengers & We Bought A Zoo). & of course the obvious fact: she's insanely pretty. come on everybody give it up for ScarJo. i don't care about your sexuality, she's hot ok. point made. ok... that's about it.
 
oh wait. dude did you hear that thing from tumblr? that Black Widow & Hawkeye might be in Captain America The Winter Soldier & that we might get a bit more back story on them meaning that Clintasha will be happening & we might actually get to know what went down in Budapest? ok just me? oh well. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M SO EXCITE. sorry. Clintasha is an OTP. it must be spelt carefully. leave out the N & it's a whole. 'nother. level. or just call it Blackeye :D yay ship names. although i must admit it's not my favorite in the world but everybody must know that Pepperony is the best ship name. like ever. seriously how do you beat that? (purposely insinuating a battle of the ship names [COME AT ME BRO])
 
ok i'm done. thank you come again.

Chris Hemsworth

10 months ago - 219 views
Chris Hemsworth
aaaaaaagggghhhhhh. i don't know why making a set with this man has been so hard. originally i wanted a blue hue vibe but i couldn't fine enough pictures i wanted that had the SAME BLUE. it was downright aggravating. i guess i ended up settling with this brown, beigey, red thing. eh, not that bad. & he always sexy looking so it's all good in the hood. there's not enough on him. IMDb doesn't even know his middle name, although he very well could be one of those rare "no middle name" people (i've only ever known one tho). i need more of him in my life. saw him as Huntsman (hardcore man, HARD CORE), obviously being the god of thunder in all his Asgardian swaggerificness. i should go back & watch some shows he's been in. also i need to see more of him dancing. he was in Australia's version of Dancing With the Stars. boy knows how to shake them hips. that man can work it. i just wanna watch all the episodes until he left. glorious. he's one of those people i want to meet on account of how freaking awesome i happen to think he is. also because of his extremely HANDSOME FACE & SWEET DEEP VOICE THAT CARESSES MY EARS IN THE BEST WAY. also his hair is phenomenal & he's freaking tall so a hug would probably put his chest at eye level for me (this is good). eheheh plotting inprobable occurances. ... i'm very hesitant to mention his win at Teen Choice Awards because then i think i'll get mad at the fact that Avengers walked away with nothing & everything went to The Hunger Games. i've been pissed since Monday. but today Jesus basically told me that it's because their fandom outdid your fandom get over it. i was particularly mad about Alexander Ludwig getting best villain over Hiddles. i've seen both movies (saw HG yesterday to give it a proper chance). personal opinion Loki > Cato. don't get me wrong Hunger Games was good actually, but y'know Avengers was better (did you see all those pretty people blowing stuff up? it's was killer). but y'know, it's in the past. fans are crazy, i disagree witht he teenagers of America, but i've got nowhere else to go right now so whatcha gonna do. maybe i'll find another place someday. that'd be nice. somewhere i can watch the BBC. British television for the win. Graham Norton is one of my favorite talk shows.
 
also, i went to the circus, i sat in the rich seats, someone sneezed on my arm, it was gross & i couldn't clean my arm till i got home, i ate overpriced cotton candy that came with a free hat, i got a phone, it's shiny & quite intelligent, tumblr is taking my data, whoohoo, texting & junk. R.I.P. SuperHost fish baby Clint/Hunny (6/6/12 - 7/26/12) :(
 
ok that's enough blab.
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Christopher Robert Evans

11 months ago - 208 views
Christopher Robert Evans
EDITED. sorry i forgot the initials.
ok this one took a bit longer. making a set with him just felt like it needed some America in it (for obvious reason) so i wanted something with a flag but obviously America's colors didn't really go well with the color scheme of his pictures & i didn't wanna quit the purple. in the end this happened. weird things i would wear in another life in another body.
 
THIS MAN. & HIS DAMN FINE FACE. holy frick. dat face. & remember Captain America's first scene with the punching bag? DAT ASS. haha. the moral of the story is: he's pretty. & when a guy is this pretty, people get obsessed & what all their movies. even the terrible ones like Not Another Teen Movie. seriously. i'm pretty surte i have an unending amount of regret for staying up till 5:00 to watch that movie of all things (especially when in the time i watched that i could've watched two more episodes of Firefly). this is what happens when Netflix doesn't give you enough Chris Evans options. only for him. only for him. he was hot. & the movie was terrible. the fangirl's plight. supporting them even in the suckiest of movies. but that was like 2001 so i almost can't blame him. almost. anyway, still love him. that's the final point in this story... & i wished i had picked up Cellular when i saw it in the movie bin. i like hot guys & action. it's a nice mix.
 
blah blah blah. done. <3 him. end of story.

Mark Alan Ruffalo

11 months ago - 174 views
Mark Alan Ruffalo
more sexy Avengers men. whoo. you know when you watch a movie & then you watch another movie & you get interested in an actor & you go through his filmography & you're like "HE WAS IS THAT OTHER MOVIE?" ya so that happened & now i feel like watching 13 Going on 30 again. also Date Night. & Where the Wild Things Are. i gotta pay more attention during movies, man. & despite the warnings of my friend i partially want to see what he did in The Kids Are Alright. she said not to do it. she was in it for Hutcherson, i'm in it for Ruffalo. there is a definite contrast in interest in men between us. attracted to men in their forties. nah but JHutch is alright too. i don't have songs to go with my feels for these guys. it's time for a thing to say: i like his hair. it's curly & nice. & he seems pretty nice. i just watched him on Graham Norton & he's good to laugh at when he's cute & silly. once again, attracted to men in their forties. i regret nothing. i just wanna hug him (perhaps ruffle the hair). much love for the Ruffled Buffalo. wheeee. hug it out.
http://deathtocliches.tumblr.com/post/23874941408/so-bromantic
Hiddlelo hugs (however that would be spelled, Ruffleston would be easier [i name lots of things put ships were never my strong suit]).
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Jeremy Lee Renner

11 months ago - 383 views
Jeremy Lee Renner
another set in under 24 hours. whoo i'm getting my mojo back. & it's the return of the dashed border. you didn't really think it was gone forever did you? aww
 
this man is kinda freaking awesome. & i have a pretty hard time believing he's 41, mainly because he is too attractive for me to properly put a number on him & because he is a total dork. he's silly & adorable & i love it. you are not a grown man, but that's ok. also homeboy can sing. like good. & it's just sdflkj. it's n i c e. & play piano & junk. please serenade me Mr. Renner. i would like that. also watching him in the Avengers has taught me something (other than the fact that his ass is spectacular). i like watching movies where he gets to kick ass, ergo i kinda really wanna see the new Bourne movie (but i kinda have some catching up to do in that movies series). looks exciting. & y'know him looking nice is always a plus. also i wanna watch him in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, cuz it's not all about Tom Cruise. anyway.... lateness is a thing in my time zone... g'night :)
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Robert Downey Jr.

11 months ago - 337 views
Robert Downey Jr.
*EDIT so apparently it didn't like that little item that i used that said "porn"... so i just recreated it with text & color blocks. you can't keep down Downey babe. respect. ;)
 
look i actually didn't use the dashed border. OH.
 
hello once again polyvorous people. look & behold, da sexiness of RDJ. about a month ago i wouldn't have cared to make this set or feel anything towards him. then once upon a dream, some stuff went down, biting. then i woke up like damn! when the feels came & i found myself being resistant for like... two days? now i'm like damn, you fine. a song that goes properly will be added later. right now just imagine you're listening to "Poor Some Sugar On Me" (hey polyvore, you need this song). but anyway THIS MAN. oh my damn. see those sexy things in the set? yeah, that what's in my brain, starring us. I SAID IT. I REGRET NOTHING. putting this in the group "teen celebrity lovers" even tho he's not exactly a typical teen celebrity because he's 47 & he was in more than 20 things before i even happened. but i'm a teen, he's a celebrity, & i would totally be his lover so it works. just sayin. i hereby decree that Robert Downey Jr. is a sexy, sassy & fabulous mofo. & haters can step. haters gonna hate. Downey's gonna ... down. eheheh. let the FEELS flow.
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